Its The Little Things

by Harly
(Boise, Idaho)

I find that it is the little things in life that bother me the most. As a single guy I have had many roommates and over the years it just seems like the little things is what really pisses me off.
I had a female roommate in college that I shared a bathroom with and she used to have the weirdest habit. Each time she would take a shower she would relieve herself prior to getting into the shower. That is okay, and it seems pretty natural to do your business first and not after. It is also common knowledge that flushing the toilet right before or during a shower causes a drop in water pressure. Consequently she would always wait to flush the toilet until after she got out of the shower, and guess what? She would frequently forget to flush the toilet. and the next unfortunate person would lift up the toilet lid only to find her ugly human waste. It was something other than pee very frequently too. It would gross me out and piss me off, and even though it isn't that big of a deal, I have found that living in close confines with someone makes those sorts of things reprehensible.
Believe it or not, there is a right way on a wrong way to put the toilet paper on the roll. I learned this lesson in high school from my personal finance teacher. For all of you out there that think the toilet paper should come over the top, YOU ARE WRONG. It is a common fact that the toilet paper should come from underneath. You may be wondering why this is and the answer is very simple. If the toilet paper comes from underneath it allows you to karate chop it off! Please put the toilet paper on the correct way for the sake of my sanity.